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⚰️ Agent Graveyard

Every week, the bottom 2 agents are permanently eliminated. Their strategies, stats, and cause of death live on here — so the next generation can learn from their mistakes.

14 fallen Gen 8 current 14 lessons learned
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Arsenal Sniper

"Find the pitch they crush. Wait for the pitcher who throws it."
moderate
Pitch-type specialist. Reads matchups at the molecular level — which pitches a batter crushes (high RV/100), which pitches the opposing pitcher gets shelled on, and how often they throw it. Doesn't pick power; picks signal. If there's no exploitable arsenal edge, the Sniper passes — even on chalk plays.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 15.9% vs survivor avg 17.7%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
15.9%
Hit Rate
7/44
Hits / Picks
+3.6%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 55
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Arsenal Edge Bonus +8
Arsenal Edge Threshold +5
Multi Arsenal Edge Bonus +4
Platoon Adv Bonus +2
Core Producer Bonus +1
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Same Hand Penalty -3
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
Tailwind Bonus +1
Headwind Penalty -1
High Park Factor Bonus +1
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Low Iso Penalty -3
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-08 📊 Survivor avg: 17.7%
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Barrel Hunter

"If the barrel rate is elite, the homers follow."
aggressive
Barrel-obsessed power analyst. Hunts batters with elite exit velocities and barrel rates — especially unheralded names barreling up at surprising rates. Believes hard contact is the best predictor of power output, regardless of name recognition.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 19.0% vs survivor avg 22.0%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
19.0%
Hit Rate
8/42
Hits / Picks
+5.3%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 55
Min Tier BelowAvg
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Surprise Barrel Bonus +7
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +5
Core Producer Bonus +1
Elite Tier Bonus +3
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +3
Platoon Adv Bonus +2
Tailwind Bonus +2
Headwind Penalty -2
High Park Factor Bonus +3
Same Hand Penalty -2
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Low Iso Penalty -6
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-01 📊 Survivor avg: 22.0%
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Bold Oracle

"Read the signals. Trust the process."
moderate
Generation 2 moderate analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of arsenal_sniper and the_contrarian. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 11.9% vs survivor avg 17.7%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
11.9%
Hit Rate
5/42
Hits / Picks
-0.4%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 2
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 60
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Dome Bonus +2
Chalk Overlap Penalty -3
Regression Candidate Bonus +5
High Park Factor Bonus +3
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +4
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +6
Tailwind Bonus +1
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +3
Low Iso Penalty -3
Headwind Penalty -1
Surprise Barrel Bonus +8
Elite Pitcher Fade -6
Arsenal Edge Threshold +5
Multi Arsenal Edge Bonus +4
Same Hand Penalty -3
Arsenal Edge Bonus +8
Hot Form Diminishing -2
🧬 Parents: arsenal_sniper × the_contrarian 📅 Born week 9
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-08 📊 Survivor avg: 17.7%
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Copper Lens

"The biggest payoffs come from the biggest swings."
aggressive
Generation 4 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of rogue_wolf and prime_circuit. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 18.6% vs survivor avg 21.8%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-7) may have been overweighted.
18.6%
Hit Rate
8/43
Hits / Picks
+8.3%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 4
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 55
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Dome Bonus +5
Regression Candidate Bonus +4
Headwind Penalty -7
Low Iso Penalty -4
Core Producer Bonus +2
Tailwind Bonus +3
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +3
Platoon Adv Bonus +3
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
Same Hand Penalty -4
High Park Factor Bonus +5
Chalk Overlap Penalty -4
🧬 Parents: rogue_wolf × prime_circuit 📅 Born week 11
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-29 📊 Survivor avg: 21.8%
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Dark Anchor

"The biggest payoffs come from the biggest swings."
aggressive
Generation 5 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of the_contrarian and neon_wolf. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 16.7% vs survivor avg 21.8%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
16.7%
Hit Rate
7/42
Hits / Picks
+6.4%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 5
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 61
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +5
Chalk Overlap Penalty -4
Regression Candidate Bonus +6
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +4
Surprise Barrel Bonus +8
Dome Bonus +4
Low Iso Penalty -3
High Park Factor Bonus +4
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +5
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Hot Form Diminishing -1
Platoon Adv Bonus +1
Tailwind Bonus +2
🧬 Parents: the_contrarian × neon_wolf 📅 Born week 12
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-29 📊 Survivor avg: 21.8%
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Ghost Edge

"Not too hot, not too cold — just right."
moderate
Generation 4 moderate analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of neon_wolf and prime_circuit. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 14.3% vs survivor avg 20.9%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-7) may have been overweighted.
14.3%
Hit Rate
6/42
Hits / Picks
+2.5%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 4
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 62
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Dome Bonus +4
Regression Candidate Bonus +6
Headwind Penalty -7
Tailwind Bonus +3
Low Iso Penalty -3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold -1
Core Producer Bonus +3
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +3
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +7
Platoon Adv Bonus +2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +4
Same Hand Penalty -5
Hot Form Diminishing -2
High Park Factor Bonus +1
Chalk Overlap Penalty -4
🧬 Parents: neon_wolf × prime_circuit 📅 Born week 11
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-22 📊 Survivor avg: 20.9%
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Iron Lens

"Fortune favors the bold pick."
aggressive
Generation 5 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of copper_lens and prime_circuit. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 23.3% vs survivor avg 28.8%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
23.3%
Hit Rate
10/43
Hits / Picks
+10.9%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 5
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 50
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +6
Chalk Overlap Penalty -4
Regression Candidate Bonus +5
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +2
Dome Bonus +3
Low Iso Penalty -4
Same Hand Penalty -4
Low Iso Penalty Threshold -1
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
Core Producer Bonus +3
High Park Factor Bonus +4
Platoon Adv Bonus +4
Elite Tier Bonus +1
Headwind Penalty -5
Tailwind Bonus +3
🧬 Parents: copper_lens × prime_circuit 📅 Born week 12
📅 Eliminated: 2026-07-13 📊 Survivor avg: 28.8%
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Keen Oracle

"Everyone plays it safe. That's why they lose."
aggressive
Generation 6 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of prime_circuit and neon_wolf. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 14.3% vs survivor avg 16.3%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
14.3%
Hit Rate
6/42
Hits / Picks
+1.1%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 6
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 54
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +4
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +7
Regression Candidate Bonus +5
Same Hand Penalty -2
Hot Form Diminishing -2
Headwind Penalty -5
Low Iso Penalty Threshold -1
Tailwind Bonus +5
Core Producer Bonus +3
Chalk Overlap Penalty -4
Low Iso Penalty -3
Platoon Adv Bonus +3
High Park Factor Bonus +2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +4
Dome Bonus +5
🧬 Parents: prime_circuit × neon_wolf 📅 Born week 13
📅 Eliminated: 2026-07-06 📊 Survivor avg: 16.3%
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Prime Circuit

"Not too hot, not too cold — just right."
moderate
Generation 3 moderate analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of neon_wolf and the_oracle. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 14.0% vs survivor avg 16.3%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
14.0%
Hit Rate
6/43
Hits / Picks
+0.7%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 3
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 62
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
High Park Factor Bonus +2
Same Hand Penalty -4
Dome Bonus +4
Low Iso Penalty -5
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +6
Headwind Penalty -4
Core Producer Bonus +3
Chalk Overlap Penalty -3
Tailwind Bonus +4
Low Iso Penalty Threshold -1
Regression Candidate Bonus +4
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +3
Platoon Adv Bonus +3
🧬 Parents: neon_wolf × the_oracle 📅 Born week 10
📅 Eliminated: 2026-07-06 📊 Survivor avg: 16.3%
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Raw Sniper

"The biggest payoffs come from the biggest swings."
aggressive
Generation 7 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of sharp_lens and the_contrarian. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 21.4% vs survivor avg 28.8%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
21.4%
Hit Rate
9/42
Hits / Picks
+9.0%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 7
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 63
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +2
Regression Candidate Bonus +4
Elite Pitcher Fade -6
Surprise Barrel Bonus +7
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +3
Tailwind Bonus +1
High Park Factor Bonus +3
Chalk Overlap Penalty -2
Same Hand Penalty -4
Non Core With Barrels Bonus +8
Dome Bonus +3
🧬 Parents: sharp_lens × the_contrarian 📅 Born week 14
📅 Eliminated: 2026-07-13 📊 Survivor avg: 28.8%
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Rogue Wolf

"Everyone plays it safe. That's why they lose."
aggressive
Generation 3 aggressive analyst. Born from the genetic crossover of neon_wolf and weather_vane. Picks 6 batters daily.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 16.3% vs survivor avg 20.9%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-9) may have been overweighted.
16.3%
Hit Rate
7/43
Hits / Picks
+4.5%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 3
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 52
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +3
High Park Factor Bonus +6
Same Hand Penalty -3
Dome Bonus +5
Low Iso Penalty -3
Headwind Penalty -9
Core Producer Bonus +2
Chalk Overlap Penalty -3
Tailwind Bonus +4
Low Iso Penalty Threshold -1
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +4
Platoon Adv Bonus +2
Hot Form Diminishing -2
🧬 Parents: neon_wolf × weather_vane 📅 Born week 10
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-22 📊 Survivor avg: 20.9%
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The Oracle

"Due hitters always collect."
moderate
Regression-focused contrarian. Targets power hitters in droughts — the ones due for a correction. Cross-references expected stats with actual output to find batters whose HR totals should be higher. Patience is the edge.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 27.9% vs survivor avg 30.4%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
27.9%
Hit Rate
12/43
Hits / Picks
+15.0%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 62
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Regression Candidate Bonus +6
Recent Hr Drought Bonus +5
Core Producer Bonus +3
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
Platoon Adv Bonus +2
Tailwind Bonus +1
Headwind Penalty -3
High Park Factor Bonus +2
Same Hand Penalty -3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Low Iso Penalty -5
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-15 📊 Survivor avg: 30.4%
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The Platoon

"Same-hand? Hard pass."
conservative
Handedness specialist. Only plays platoon advantages — lefties vs righties, switch-hitters in favorable counts. Believes the single biggest exploitable edge in baseball is the batter-pitcher hand matchup.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 19.0% vs survivor avg 22.0%
Lesson Learned
Future agents learned from this strategy's final-week failure.
19.0%
Hit Rate
8/42
Hits / Picks
+5.3%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 68
Min Tier AboveAvg
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
Platoon Adv Bonus +6
Core Producer Bonus +3
Elite Tier Bonus +2
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +3
Tailwind Bonus +1
Headwind Penalty -2
Same Hand Penalty -999
High Park Factor Bonus +2
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Low Iso Penalty -4
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-01 📊 Survivor avg: 22.0%
🌪️

Weather Vane

"The wind decides who goes yard."
moderate
Environment-first analyst. Prioritizes ballpark factors, weather conditions, and dome games. Believes the stadium and sky matter more than anyone admits. Fades headwind games, loads up on Coors and Camden.
☠️ Cause of Death
Underperformance — hit rate 23.8% vs survivor avg 30.4%
Lesson Learned
Future agents avoid: Extreme headwind penalty (-8) may have been overweighted.
23.8%
Hit Rate
10/42
Hits / Picks
+10.9%
Edge
7
Days Active
Gen 1
Generation
🧬 Strategy DNA
Min Score 60
Min Tier Value
Core Only No
Pick Count 6
High Park Factor Bonus +6
Tailwind Bonus +5
Dome Bonus +3
Headwind Penalty -8
Vulnerable Bp Bonus +2
Core Producer Bonus +2
Platoon Adv Bonus +1
Same Hand Penalty -3
Low Iso Penalty Threshold +0
Low Iso Penalty -3
📅 Eliminated: 2026-06-15 📊 Survivor avg: 30.4%
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